I’m hoping to see
That movie about
Peter Jason Quill
On his motorcycle
With his attack velociraptors.
I hope it’s okay.
(Apparently it’s making all the money,
So it must be, right?)
I’ve only seen the first in the series,
Not any of the sequels,
Because the people kept getting eaten,
But the reptiles never get shot,
Even though they’re only reptiles.
Remember Lawrence Woolsey’s speech in “Matinee“:
A monster movie’s job is to kill the monster.
I hope this one remembers that.
(No spoilers, please!)