Please leave my spinal fluid where it is.
The tests will all return negative results.
I’m sure that’s what will happen.
Thus it isn’t necessary.
Leave all my fluids inside me,
Where they reside.
Spending days in bed afterwards
Will be unpleasant and lifeless.
Sure, there’s Netflix.
And I’ll have an assignment that’ll need reading.
But I’d rather keep my fluids where they are.
That’s the ideal.
The tests will be negative.
Thus please leave my spinal fluids where they are.