“Boxing Day”
Ring! Ring!
A call to an ignoramus.
“What’s up?
“Uh…Boxing Day…?
“Yup, I know what that is.
“It’s a day to watch Rocky, right?”
Our ignoramus taps his foot.
“Not buying it, huh?
“So…that was just a laugh…
“What it actually is…
“Is…”
“Um…”
“It’s Canada’s 4th of July,
“But not in July.”
Drumming nails on a wall.
“Can’t you just laugh it off?
“UK, Canada, what’s the diff?
“All right, all right…
“So…Boxing Day…
“Boxing Day….
“It’s 12/16, right?
“So it’s post-Christmas discount day!”
A sigh of disgust.
“What’d you ask this guy for,
“If you know so much?!”
Pals don’t allow pals to ask things of an ignoramus.
*sigh*
