Missing Letter Monday – No “E”

“Boxing Day”

Ring!  Ring!

A call to an ignoramus.

“What’s up?
“Uh…Boxing Day…?
“Yup, I know what that is.
“It’s a day to watch Rocky, right?”

Our ignoramus taps his foot.

“Not buying it, huh?
“So…that was just a laugh…
“What it actually is…
“Is…”
“Um…”
“It’s Canada’s 4th of July,
“But not in July.”

Drumming nails on a wall.

“Can’t you just laugh it off?
“UK, Canada, what’s the diff?
“All right, all right…
“So…Boxing Day…
“Boxing Day….
“It’s 12/16, right?
“So it’s post-Christmas discount day!”

A sigh of disgust.

“What’d you ask this guy for,
“If you know so much?!”

Pals don’t allow pals to ask things of an ignoramus.

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*sigh*