OMG, I suck. I started this post more than a week ago, hit “Save Draft” and then totally forgot about finishing it and actually hitting “Schedule.” UGH.
And on to your regularly scheduled — and much delayed — IWSG post…
Okay, this is going to sound off-topic at first, but I went to see a movie…um…when was that? Well, at some point not too long ago. (Ugh, I may be losing my mind already.) Anyway, there was a trailer for the movie adaptation for the first novel in yet another YA series. In particular, this was for the adaptation of the first novel in the “Artemis Fowl” series. Which I gather is the name of the boy who’s the main character.
Virgin goddess of the hunt.
Who refuses the company of men almost entirely.
That one. And people keep giving her entirely feminine name to male characters.
It’s not that hard, guys! In Greek, an -is ending is feminine! E.G. Thetis, Britomartis, Briseis, Chryseis, et cetera.
Even easier, when a name exists in a masculine and feminine form, don’t give them the one that doesn’t match their gender. (Unless you’re specifically trying to make a point about gender with that character.) If your character is male, then you need to use the masculine version, Artemus. It’s only common sense!
But people keep doing this, abusing the goddess.
I’m just barely willing to overlook the Sailor Moon cat, because a lot of Japanese names are unisex, so when Japanese writers borrow names from other languages, they don’t always research whether or not native speakers would give that name to a character of that gender. (This seems to happen especially with the use of feminine names given to male characters. My favorite JRPG series has guys named Sheena, Salome and Lulu.)
But for a series of English-language YA novels? Nope. Cannot be forgiven. I think there’s a character associated with D&D that similarly assaults the goddess’s good name.
With this movie coming out, this has now reached a boiling point of “this cannot go on!”
So in my desire to avenge Her, I realized the best method would be to spread the opposite, to popularize a god’s name as the name of a female character. And whose name better to emasculate than Her twin, Apollo, such a symbol of masculinity?
The plan, therefore, is to write a YA series of novels with a heroine named Apollo. She starts out a normal enough girl, but early on in the first book she gets told what it seems like every lead of a YA fantasy adventure is told: that she’s “the special.” In this case, that means she becomes the queen/princess/high priestess/what-have-you of a country/race/planet/religion/etc…but there are certain parties who won’t accept a teenage girl in that role, and they go to war to remove her from power. Thus the title of the series of books is “The Apolleonic Wars.” (Yes, I know “Apollonian” would be more proper, but I got the idea for the name on seeing the book I was reading with something in front of it so that the “N” was blocked in “Napoleonic”…)
However, not all is as it seems. You see, young Apollo is not actually “the special.” It would come out either at the end of Act II of the first book or at some point later in the the series (depending) that she was chosen for the role specifically because the people choosing her thought they’d be able to easily manipulate her. So after that revelation, she’ll have to find a way to stop the war and do something about the people on her own side that instigated it by putting her in that position of power to begin with, despite that she’s just an ordinary girl with no special abilities or anything.
You may be wondering why I’m sharing this so publicly, giving someone else the opportunity to take the idea for themselves? Well, the thing is, for this to be effective as vengeance for the wrongs done to Artemis, the books would have to be both professionally published and sell well enough to effectively feminize Apollo’s name, at least among the generation who might grow up reading it. And let’s be real, that’s probably outside my ability. No, scratch that. It is outside my ability. And yet I feel like this needs to happen.
Therefore, I’m sharing this in case anyone actually talented at YA-novel writing would care to have a go at it.
If you’re going to use this, tell me in the comments so I won’t do it, too.
Oh, or you could write something else using “Apollo” as the heroine’s name. Or some other god’s name. Again, let me know if you’re going to do that, too, so I can make sure to use the same one. (And no, “Shiva” doesn’t count. Because it has to be Greek.)