A running tab on searches

I’ve decided to keep a running tab on things that show up under “Top Searches” on my Dashboard.  Because some of them are pretty crazy.  Okay, some of them are totally normal, yes.  One of the first ones to show up there was “Neoptolemos” and the most common one has been something about the “Zeus and Hades” post in some way or other.  (The exact phrasing has varied from search to search, because there have been a number of them.)

Anyway, point is, those are the normal ones.  Some of them are anything but.  And I’ve decided to write down the ones that aren’t normal so I don’t forget them.  And I thought I’d make them available to everyone else because, well, why not?

So, let the crazy begin!

“Top Searches” results:

  • virgin lonely insane
  • quotes to provoke your husband when he has wronged you for him to come back to his senses
  • quotes about he was my crush until
  • homophone of casual
  • i.don have.to.follow.all.the.time.because.you.
  • the iliad translated by whd rouse sex pages
  • passive sexscenen
  • why students have faults with homophone ?
  • fresh
  • when he is handsome and knows gods word
  • i have a woman crush wednesday but i’m not posting images
  • you can throw it but it can’t be felt
  • i want to conduct a project in problems with homophones which materials will i use
  • gay doujinshi
  • not every i post mean am going through it i may have liked the post
  • my wcw today goes to the sweet girl ive got beef with
  • http://www.webmught.com
  • i’m pretty then you

Okay, on that first one…uh, really?  Seriously, you wanted to find my blog, and that’s all you could think of to search for?  What entry or page got pulled up as the result, might I ask?  And I don’t even want to think about how that second search ended up at my blog.  Something to do with Hera, I suppose?  That’s all I can think of, but it seems like a bit of a long shot still…

I’ve seen “homophone” pop up on the searches from time to time in conjunction with things that don’t make sense to be paired with “homophone,” like “casual,” which has no homophones.  Do people not know what “homophone” means?  Is that the problem?  They’re words that are spelled differently, mean different things, but sound the same.  (Sometimes they may also be spelled the same way, but usually they’re spelled differently.  The important thing is that they sound–“phone”–the same–“homo”–as the word clearly spells out.  This, of course, is why schools used to teach Latin and Greek to all students, so people would be able to recognize the roots of words and get their basic meanings even if they’d never seen the words before.  Sigh.)

I don’t even want to know what the deal is with the last one.  I’m assuming that capitalization is automatically removed by the search engine reporting thingy (if it was ever there at all), but then…I mean…what is that?  Is it a comparative gone horribly awry?  Is it supposed to say “I’m prettier than you” and if so, shouldn’t there be more to it than that?  Not to mention who the heck types that into a search engine, and why?  Or is that supposed to be part of a narrative?  Like “If I’m pretty, then you should go” or something bizarre like that?  Again, though, who the heck would type that into a search engine, and why, and how the heck would it end up at my blog either way?  That’s the part I really don’t get.

Anyway, I’ll update this page next time I see a doozy on the dashboard.  (I should have thought of doing this sooner; there have been some doozies before that I’ve since forgotten.)

May as well store any interesting ones from my other blog on here, too.

  • pop funko where can you buy nemo’s reef somewhere then walmart
  • photo teen lady doll
  • doctor dont tell me nothings wrong with my fet

A new subdivision of this page follows!  I call it “You should really be ashamed of yourself, whoever you are.”

So far, the only searches that fit into this subdivision are these:

  • megurine luka sex doll
  • tiktox sex

Found that first one on my doll blog.  I feel sure it must have directed the person to the post where I showcased my Megurine Luka Pullip doll…but seriously, someone needs to be ashamed of himself!

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