Spam, Spam, and More Spam

Because I feel like it, I’ve decided to keep a log of the spam messages I get on my blogs.

No, there’s no reason for it.  I just feel like it.

Well, no reason other than that I’ve been noticing that they tend to go to the same posts over and over again.  (And these are just the ones that go to the spam queue.  Who knows where or what the others are…)

All URLs in the spam have been deleted, naturally.  [URL] will replace them.


Posted on History is Stranger than Fiction:

Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your post, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing). Then you should spread all H1,H2,H3 tags in your article.Your Keyword should appear in your first paragraph and in the last sentence of the page. You should have relevant usage of Bold and italics of your keyword.There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a simple WordPress plugin that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY, just watch this 4minute video for more information at. Seo Plugin [URL]

[Note on the above:  though this is the first spam for that post, I’ve gotten that exact spam message before.  It also just showed up on The Truth about Zeus and Hades.  And on Words Crush Wednesday; S is for Sarpedon. And on Randomness.  Man, this spambot is really desperate to get my attention…and its desperation continues to ludicrous lengths in that this message — all about the use of certain words within a larger body of text — was just left on Silent Sundays – Itty Bitty Rainbow Brite on my other blog…a post with no words whatsoever.  I’ve gotten this same message 3 times in 2 days.  WTF?  Nope, make that 4 times in 3 days…accompanied by two more spams in the same 24 hours as the third one.  Um, are the spambots getting cranked up suddenly for some reason?  Or am I just getting unlucky now?  Good grief.  Got this one twice on 2/12/16.  What is going on around here?]

Posted on Words Crush Wednesday – Metamorphosed:

Hi my name is Sandra and I just wanted to drop you a quick note here instead of calling you. I came to your Words Crush Wednesday Metamorphosed | The Mad Grad Student page and noticed you could have a lot more visitors. I have found that the key to running a popular website is making sure the visitors you are getting are interested in your niche. There is a company that you can get targeted visitors from and they let you try the service for free for 7 days. I managed to get over 300 targeted visitors to day to my website. Check it out here: [URL]

[This one, too, I’ve gotten before, though on a different post.  Note the bizarrity of the introduction as a stranger, followed in the very same sentence by the implication that the person could call me on the telephone, as if an old friend.  Just got it again on Roman Names.]

Posted on Homophone Trouble:

S. Thank you for reading my blog. The vegans have removed turkey, actually any form of the franchise is the most important intangible of them all, playing in the clutch. He can of the air then secures it well.detailed callDom Capers, an old Pittsburgh Steelers Assistant mentor, would

[This spambot put “wholesale nfl jerseys” as its user name.  Yeah, ’cause that totally sounds like a person.]

Posted on Wordless Wednesday – Jumbo Marble (on my other blog):

We will use our reasonable endeavours to bring the Force Majeure Event to a close or to find a solution by which our obligations under the Contract may be performed despite the Force Majeure Event.
Bogner Winter GTX Warm Halten [URL] [URL]

[Those words before the two URLs were what the spambot put in as its name.  The URL seemed to go to a shopping site.]

Posted on Wordless Wednesday – Strawberry Shortcake, Vintage & Reproduction (on my other blog):

02 Naar hammeren heves (5:20) 3487.
Bogner Fausto-D 2015 3123 [URL] [URL]

[According to Google Translate, the text in the first line is Dutch, and means “To hammer HEVES”.  Whatever that means.]

[Again, that last line was put in as the spambot’s name.  It seems to be the same shopping site as the previous one.]

Also posted on Wordless Wednesday – Jumbo Marble (on my other blog):

誰かがそれらの内部攪拌好奇心ファッション後電話する可能性があります.
Parajumpers Antibacterial Long Bear [URL] [URL]

[According to Google Translate, the line of Japanese says “There is a possibility that someone phone after their internal stirring curiosity fashion.”]

[Again, the last line was put in as the spambot’s name.  It goes to a shopping site, too, but it seemed to be a different one.  However, I think this confirms that there’s a spambot making the rounds of the “Wordless Wednesday” tag!  Given that this is a spambot fixed on that one tag, I think I won’t report any more of the “Wordless Wednesday” spams unless they’re funny.]

And now prepare yourself for the ultimate spam message, posted on Black Friday Haul (Junky Spot+) (on my other blog):

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[Apparently, the spambot glitched out and posted its entire text string, instead of just picking one section and one set of variables from within the string.  I think some spambot has gotten hooked on my doll blog.  They’ve been coming in much more rapidly lately.  (Maybe that’s just because the doll blog is now more popular than the main blog?)  Um, for those who are wondering, the Junky Spot is the name of an online doll shop, which primarily sells ball-jointed dolls.]

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[Wow, I would love to know what — if anything — the person who programmed that spambot thought they were trying to say there.  Actually, what I’d like to know is why these are getting sent to the spam queue and not simply deleted outright.  Maybe I accidentally changed my Askimet settings?]

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[The annoying thing here is that I literally deleted the “wordless wednesday” tag to get rid of the spambots that were targeting it, and yet bam! here’s another one.  (Which is not so much fun as “Bam!  Windmill!”)  How the heck do I get rid of these freakin’ spambots?  They have a different IP every time, so I can’t just block the IP.  I need to play around with the Askimet settings and see if there’s something I can do about it.  I’m really getting sick of these things showing up in my spam queue; they’re just random nonsense, and therefore not usually funny.]

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[Yeah, because my blog is so clearly a “business” with “customers” from whom I’m trying to make money.  Ugh.  It’s like “tell your stupid spambot to stick to commercial sites, not private blogs!”]

[Bizarrely, the same day that the previous two spam comments were posted on my main blog, another spam comment was posted to Wordless Wednesday – Jumbo Marble on my other blog.  I call this bizarre because I had closed comments on that post!  I still have no idea how the spambot was able to leave a comment on a post with closed comments.  I can’t even leave comments there!  (Unless I turn comments back on, anyway.)]

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[There’s a lot weird here, starting with the fact that there’s no URL anywhere in this comment, including that the URL the spambot put in as its Web page was just Google…no, wait, Google is a .com, not a .net, isn’t it?  Yikes, sneaky.  It’s also alarming, in that I started doing Silent Sundays because of the spambots hitting Wordless Wednesdays.  If the Silent Sundays tag is also being targeted, then…ugh, dunno.]

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[No URL in this one, despite being the same spambot that before was closing every “comment” with the URL to a shopping site.  And this is the second comment posted to that post in two days, despite that I closed comments on it.  How in the bloody blue blazes is it doing that?!  And more importantly, how do I stop it?  Also, notice the absurdity that the content is about writing, yet it was left on an image-only post.  And I didn’t cut it off at the end there, btw; it really stopped with “Th…” like that.]

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[No URL, and the URL inputted by the spambot as its website is nonfunctional, according to the preview window in the comments section of the dashboard.  That being the case, I’m not sure what this spambot was programmed to achieve.  Also, I’m noticing a lot more spam in the last few days than usual.  Ugh.]

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[Another one with no URL and a non-functional URL inputted by the spambot.  What’s up with these?  Also, why is my dolly blog being bombarded so heavily by spam?  It’s gotten to the point where it’s much worse than my main blog.  (Maybe that’s just because it’s  more popular?)]

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[Um, what makes the spambots think my blog is finance-related?  I mostly talk about mythology…]

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[Again, seriously, you’d think they would have some kind of algorithm to make sure the spambots dumping these messages were posting on sites that actually offered services and products.  Seriously, it’s a flippant little post about ancient Roman nomenclature.  No one cares about it, and I certainly don’t stand to make any money from it, not even if ten thousand people viewed it in a single day.  (Though if that many people viewed it, I would definitely be freaked out.)  This one just made a repeat appearance on Snakes, Serpents and Dragons (in Greek Myth).  Really, wtf?  Most places that are selling things don’t have comment spaces, so what was the spambot’s programmer thinking?  (Scratch that.  The actual question is “was the spambot’s programmer thinking?”)  It just came back again on Missing Letter Monday – No “I”, too.  At this point, I’ve stopped even noticing what posts this comes up on; it tends to show up at least every other week.]

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[This one is just interesting to me because it was generated by the same program as that massive text dump earlier.  Notice the absurdity of this fake comment on a super-short post that’s primarily a quote from a letter written in 1764.  I put a little text before and after, but not enough to call it an “article” by any stretch of the imagination.  What I don’t get here, as in many of these cases, is what the people programming the spambots are after.  There’s no URL here, and URL the bot put in as its website was a Tumblr page, so…I dunno.  Can Tumblr be used to make money somehow?]

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[This, too, is from that giant text dump earlier.  (And this came within 48 hours of the other one, mind you.)  Again, it links to a Tumblr page as the spambot’s website.  This is really weird.  Also, seeing these things after the “choices” are made about which text to use…they’re even more awkward than they are in the text dump!]

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[I feel like…they wanted to communicate something…but they failed, because they had no grasp of language.  Hey, maybe these spambots were programmed by aliens!  (LOL)]

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[The sad part here is that they missed right off the bat.  I wouldn’t want to go viral, regardless of whether or not it’s possible.  Some attention is good.  Too much is not.  That’s my feeling on the subject.  (Others, of course, are free to feel differently.)]

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[Oh, man, don’t tell me Silent Sundays is also hefty bot-bait!  I really liked having a simple, quick weekly feature…]

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[I think this is from the massive text dump earlier; if it isn’t, it’s certainly very similar to a lot of the possible “comments” in that text dump.  The spambot put a site about professional wrestling as its site — and as its name.  But what strikes me here is the absurdity of the comment in relation to the post.  The post is one I did for April A-to-Z, about a new doll in my collection…a doll I haven’t opened yet, and probably will never open.  (Anime tie-in dolls are not always well made.  Let me rephrase that:  cheap tie-in dolls intended for the little girls who watch the TV show at the time (rather than expensive tie-in dolls 10-20 years later intended for the adults those girls have since become) are usually cheap, if not outright crap.  (Ever seen what a Sailor Moon doll at the time looked like?  There’s a charm to them, but they are definitely on the crappy side.))  So my point is, the post was very short, and consisted mostly of pictures.  It exhibited no knowledge of any subject, and I made no points of any kind.  It was just a short post to fill the “H” requirement for April A-to-Z, y’know?]

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[Yeah, no dialog, and a lot more than one paragraph.  It’s, like, halfway to becoming a novella.  BTW, this listing may make it look like all the spam is now coming in on my dolly blog instead of this one — and it is certainly true that the percentage has shifted in the dolly blog’s favor — but that’s mostly because this blog keeps getting the same spam over and over and over again, and I’ve lost interest in adding “also on xyz post” to the listing of the spam.  Even though that was actually kind of the point when I started this, because it seemed like the same post was always the one getting the spam.]

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[Another one calling a post a “paragraph”.  Is that the typical length of a blog post?  Because if it is, I don’t read any “typical” blogs…  Also, this one’s web page brought up a 403 forbidden access error when WordPress brought up a preview window.  Good planning, spambot.]

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[The post in question is an awkward attempt at a poem describing a symposium (in its original meaning of an all-male drinking party) held by some of the Achaian princes before they set sail for Troy.  Made all the more awkward by the fact that I couldn’t use the letter “i”, which not only prevented me from using “drink” and “wine” and “said,” but also forbade the names Achilles, Aias and Diomedes, all of whom were, of course, taking part in the symposium.  So, in short, zilch to do with cell phones!  And the spambot put in as its web address a site talking about recording Skype calls.  Yikes.]

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[I don’t get this one, either.  A spam comment about cell phone popularity in Kenya on a post that’s a re-telling of an ancient Greek myth?  Obviously spam bots do not look for any keywords related to what they’re pushing (in this case, the URL it put in was about “email blocking settlement”…whatever that means.]

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[For one thing, I’m not sure why, but spam on the main blog has jumped upwards.  There were three spam comments in my spam folder when I found this one, and the previous time I logged on, there were two.  That’s five in three or four days.  (Yeah, I haven’t been on as regularly as I should.)  In any case, it is virtually inconceivable that this post could answer any need someone would bother searching for.  And — funny thing! — the “commenter”‘s name just happened to include the name of a Ralph Lauren product…which just happens to be on sale at the URL entered as the “commenter”‘s web site…]

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[The spambot put the name of a product (I think) as its name, and as its website put in a store URL.  Presumably, the point of this kind of spambot comment is to get naive people to think it’s a real comment, and click on the link to politely give a return visit, only to find a store and maybe buy something.  Which would never work, but whatever.  I mainly wanted to keep this one because it’s so insanely stupid in context, since the post in question has no text whatsoever, and therefore contains no “critique” of any kind.  It’s just a photo of my Obitsu boy Sidney the Smirking Scot (yes, that whole thing is his name) in his pathetic homemade kilt, but wearing the new (sort of) socks I found for him, so his feet weren’t going directly into his shoes.]

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[Again, a product name as the spambot’s name, and a link to a store.  But how ludicrous these are when put on a post without any text!]

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[The funniest part about this one — aside from the usual mistake of thinking a blog is a business — is that I don’t have any of the “social profiles” mentioned.   And you know what this spambot put as its name? “Complimentary tool to take control of your social media.”  Seriously.  Because yeah, that so totally sounds like a person’s name.]

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[Seriously, what part of my blog looks like a business?  I mean, I know it’s just a spambot, and can’t tell the difference, but surely someone in coding the dang thing would have wanted to give it some kind of algorithm to detect things like that.]

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[Wow, where to start?  Okay, how about with the fact that the spambot put “Hey i just saw your video on Google” as its name.  Because apparently my blog is now a video.  On Google.  Yeaaaaaahh.  ‘Course it is.  Also, notice how the comment calls itself an e-mail.  Because that makes so much sense.  Seriously, what’s the point of these spambots?  It would be unbelievable if they got even one click-through for every ten thousand messages posted.  The net result can’t possibly be worth the time it took to code them.]

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[Mostly, this is identical to all the other “gee, this is great” spambot comments that are hoping you’ll click on the link to “their” website, and end up at a shop.  Except for the part where it says “peculiar” instead of something more, y’know, flattering.  I think the programmer on this one didn’t know enough English to know that “peculiar” is not usually regarded as a compliment.]

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[Wow.  Just, wow.  I mean, seriously, would it have been that hard to program the spambot to make sure there was a video before putting in this comment?  Because lemme tell ya, I’ve never posted a video to my blog.  Ever.  I don’t think you even can post videos unless you upgrade to the non-free variety of account.  Also, seriously, what in the world made it pick a post from December of 2014 for a comment left in July of 2016?  And a particularly lame post at that, ensuring that absolutely no one would see it other than me as I scourged it from the comments section.  The URL posted was about home-buying, btw.  Which has nothing whatsoever to do with how much my groceries cost on one particular day in December of 2014, or about the contents of the comment.]

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[This garbled piece of nonsense is being posted here because of the post it was put on.  One of the reasons I started this page was that it seemed like every single spam comment my dolly blog got was on that post.  Then as soon as I started keeping track of them, bang!, it stopped getting spam comments, just like that.]

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[Why do all these spambots keep going back to this post and treating it like it had, you know, content?  It’s just a goofy thing I posted for the 29th of February, focusing on the fact that Toya Kinomoto (elder brother of the heroine of Cardcaptor Sakura) has his birthday on Feb. 29.  And, btw, there is a photograph.  It’s a very rare post on my dolly blog that doesn’t have photos, in fact.]

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[Yup, another spambot malfunctioned and posted its entire string!  What’s shocking is how many of these bits and pieces I recognize from having already seen them in my spam filter…]

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Hope it helps.

[Yet another spam bot not programmed to tell the difference between a blog and a store’s web site.  It put “Just looked at your website no instagram account?” as its name, btw.  Because yeah, sure, who’d doubt that?  Messages like this make me proud not to have accounts with the vast majority of social media sites.  I don’t even know exactly what Instagram does.]


I wish I’d started doing this sooner.  There have been some really odd ones.  Like one that acted like it was thrilled by the content of the post, yet talked about “web admin” and “this web site” while having not a single word in the comment that actually implied any understanding of what the post was about.  (A comment obviously processed through a similar protocol to the one that got dumped above, but that one wasn’t in that huge text dump, so it’s obviously a different spambot.)  And others that pretended to be responding to the post when they were utterly unrelated to the post.  (And then there’s the ones that seem to be four or five unrelated sentences copy-pasted out of who-knows-where.)

Okay, having added the text of spam comments for about a month now (according to the “Revisions” thingy, I started this page on Nov. 30th), I feel like it’s got enough to it to go ahead and hit the “Publish” button.

I notice, however, that in order to make me look like an idiot, I haven’t been getting many repeat spams on the same post since I started this.  (Seriously, before I started doing this, almost all my spam comments on the doll blog were on the same two posts.  Since starting this, those posts haven’t been hit once.)

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