Celes strikes the evil clown,
While Locke pointlessly picks his pocket.
Relm & the esper burn him with powerful spells,
Mog pokes with his pike,
Setzer, & the rest do their bit.
Tir weeps for Gremio,
Then for poor Ted.
Viktor destroys Neclord.
(Yet he’ll rise once more for the sequel!)
Flik becomes furious over his lost love
& over pretty much everything else.
(Quite the temper he’s got!)
Crono hits Ozzie with lightning,
The princess shoots him with her crossbow
While the inventor girl uses her gun.
Even Ozzie’s old boss gets in on the fight,
Though Frog’s still not sure it’s good to let him live.
Robo’s rocket punch sends the green goon flying,
Into the club of the prehistoric femme.