EDIT — Ack, I posted this the day after. I suck.
Did you know that today is Bad Poetry Day?
(Neither did I until I saw it on the calendar at work earlier this month.)
Now, while my “bad poetry” tag is fair to bursting, I thought it more appropriate to go to the experts, and post some samples of the worst poets in the universe. You may (or may not) recognize the title of this post as being a quote from the poetry of Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, but there are even worse poets out there than the Vogons.
Let’s have a look at a few brief snippets of the work of the two worst poets in existence.
The second worst is Grunthos (the Flatulent), Poet Master of the Azgoths of Kria.